tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67813788846620024392024-02-18T23:22:21.419-08:00Oven in a FieldThis blog is for anyone who is tired of seeing cliché weddings. Frankly, if I never see another mason jar, vintage mustache and whatcha-ma-call-its in a field, I'll be fine. My hope is that this blog helps you to feel ok as a bride, even if you didn't put an oven in the field or get married in a vintage-circus-themed-rustic meadow. The wedding industry can take itself way too seriously, and it's time we all had a good laugh.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-67568801743505279412013-10-15T21:42:00.003-07:002013-10-15T21:44:57.445-07:00Gaaawd, get us out of here!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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What did this poor photographer just say to the bride? Did she just make a pass at her fiance? (He is smiling after all). If I were the photographer, I would run!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-13365306595315257102013-09-26T23:30:00.002-07:002013-09-26T23:37:02.399-07:00Photographer drinks too much, decides to take photos while lying on ground<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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I can't understand what has happened here. Why would you every use the most unflattering angle for a photo? The only pardonable excuse is that the photographer is a midget, but this angle is much too low for a person of short stature. Maybe their cat/dog/baby is holding the camera?</div>
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I don't know about you, but I like to eat my cutie's, not wear them! It actually looks a bit heavy. <br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-34462422339279682232013-06-08T01:15:00.001-07:002013-06-08T22:05:46.694-07:00DIY...T?WTH?<br />
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Yes, I recently came upon a blog that was titled "<span style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969);"><b>DIY Vintage teacup wedding theme</b>" </span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-70607199031909118922013-06-05T23:09:00.004-07:002013-09-26T22:52:25.734-07:00Groom sentenced to 6 caning lashes moments before photo is taken<br />
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This groom literally looks like he has just been arrested. Or sentenced to six caning lashes. Or at the very least just smelled the worst case of gas in the world. <br />
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The photographer who took this photo mentioned that she had never seen such a happy couple. Where the heck does she live? North Korea?<br />
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The photographer asked me to remove her photo which I am happy to do.<br />
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Her photo quality is excellent and of course this site does not insult
the talent or skill level of photographers. But my blog does poke fun
at ridiculous wedding poses. No different than sites that make fun of
ridiculous wedding photos from the 80's. <br /><br />I will leave a link to the photo on her website. It is the top photo. Enjoy! <br /><br />http://emmacasephotography.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2013-06-12T16:26:00%2B01:00&max-results=7&start=37&by-date=false Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-64087604293331707412013-06-05T23:02:00.004-07:002013-06-05T23:02:50.191-07:00Flowers in the Attic engagement shoot<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Yes, this is REALLY an engagement photo! Poor girl just woke up and the photographer is already taking her photo. Please, let them escape first!<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-81729886150775556092013-06-05T22:49:00.001-07:002013-06-05T22:49:10.263-07:00When camel toe happens to nice guys<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Ladies and gentlemen, if you want to be original, this is how it is done! Weird, odd and so awesome. I don't know if they are taking themselves really serious (kind of hoping they are) or if they are half serious and half kidding, but either way, thank YOU for doing something interesting and original. <br />
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http://www.rocknrollbride.com/2012/04/beauty-the-beast-a-taxidermy-shoot-by-miesh-photography/<br />
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Thank you to a fellow commenter rachelolio for bringing my attention to this. <br />
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Man, this guy going to feel like an ahole when he see's this picture! Good lord- somebody call off this wedding! <br />
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I know, I know. A lot of you girls will think these photos are absolutely "dreamy" but look past the "prettiness" and into the ridiculous. Did you girls not get to spend enough time being young that you have to work ponies, Rapunzel and Alice in Wonderland into your wedding? If we are going to go that route, then I should have worked He-Man into mine! Can you imagine the vintage chic Castle Greyskull I would have had? I could have had a DIY Skeletor themed groom's cake!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-43940910036370483412012-01-17T10:11:00.000-08:002012-01-17T10:12:29.105-08:00Look- we read!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Some of you may say I am being nit picky here but if you go through all of the trouble to have a reception-in-the-field wedding, with your brought in furniture, your cliched books resting on your wedding table and the overdone window hanging from a tree, then please remove the large, ugly plastic water pitcher from the table. Waiter!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-564456110503502102012-01-16T17:42:00.000-08:002012-01-16T19:27:17.938-08:00What in the hell just happened here?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Call me old-fashioned (but please not vintage), but when I'm in weddings the photographer tells us to smile. The bride positively looks like she has gas here. Selma Blair on right is about to fall over from too many pre-game cocktails and brown head on the left- yikers! That girl is pissed off! What in the hell happened seconds before this shot?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-44615618985020559582012-01-16T17:06:00.000-08:002012-01-16T19:38:06.553-08:00Oh no- the epidemic has spread to Alaska!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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It seems as if the awful trend of hipster husbands holding their wives bouquets has spread up north! Is no man safe? On top of that the "lift-up-my-dress-to-show-off-my-oh-so-clever boots" has also spread! Run to Savon, Duane Reade or CVS and get your vaccination today!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-77618813832653399542012-01-16T16:22:00.000-08:002012-01-16T16:23:22.761-08:00Weeeee! French Market themed wedding. How creative!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Blech. Yet another wedding photo shoot out in a freakin' field. Yet another outdoor wedding using a bicycle. Yet another groom dressing "old fashioned." Yawn...boring.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-30634140623923429722012-01-13T12:54:00.001-08:002012-01-13T12:57:51.548-08:00This video nails it!<a href="http://weddings.weddingchannel.com/wedding-planning-ideas/wedding-drama/articles/shit-brides-say.aspx"></a><div style="text-align: center;">
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My god, they showed up at your dreadful wedding. Isn't that enough?<br />
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Do you really need to post chalkboard signs about love? Like you know anything about it. You are not even married yet. Give it 5 years and 2 kids and then we will see if you go around posting chalkboard signs about love being in the air. Trust me, this irritates your smarter guests.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-25438688178540413872011-12-10T21:12:00.001-08:002011-12-10T21:16:00.988-08:00Groom considers backing out of wedding...talks to diving board about it<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I would too! If my bride forced me to lie down on a diving board for my wedding photos I would pull the plug as well! I think you can absolutely tell how a marriage is going to play out by the wedding photos. The more ridiculous and "creative" the bride makes her groom be, the more trapped he will feel later in the marriage. Who am I kidding? He probably feels that way now! Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-6211647858083734332011-12-10T21:04:00.001-08:002011-12-21T08:56:01.328-08:00Wedding such a snoozer that bride and groom fall asleep during reception photos<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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LOL! Seriously? Was this photographer so awful that they literally fell asleep taking photos? Oh this picture brings me great joy because it is just so terrible. Thank you terrible photo for making me laugh so hard. On a side note, I hope to one day meet this groom at a bar and for him to tell me his bride forced him to do this. I am sure he will tell me this as he downs a JWB on the rocks.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-60489550287748623312011-11-28T22:54:00.001-08:002011-11-28T23:01:53.566-08:00What is the DEAL?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I just can't take it. What is the deal with these trendy mustaches used in wedding photos? These mustache photos are as ubiquitous as the Prius in Los Angeles. I will give $100 bucks to the bride who just stops waxing and grows her own stache. Now THAT would be unique!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-27075280524609969292011-11-28T22:34:00.001-08:002011-11-28T22:39:45.486-08:00oh my lord- the mustach phenomenon takes on a new form<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Is this what people have to do to have fun at their weddings now a days? What about keg stands? A round of makers mark shots for the group? Really?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-83554702569805763162011-11-23T16:12:00.000-08:002012-01-25T11:25:29.820-08:00One of the most overused words in the wedding blog industry: Whimsical!<br />
Dear Readers, This photo was taken down at the request of the photographer. It was a picture of two people wearing plastic grey bunny masks on their head during a wedding dinner. <br />
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For this particular photo, I am not making fun of the people in it. From the man's collar, he appears to be a guest. Fine. If someone gave me a mask and their wedding was as boring as this looks, I would put it on too. What I <span style="font-style: italic;">do</span> have a problem with is that the blog it came from titled it "<span style="font-style: italic;">Whimsical Love</span>." Excuse me while I go throw myself down the stairs. I love that this bride probably thinks her party is so "whimsical" because she gave her guests plastic rabbit masks to wear.<br />
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Let me guess- her theme was Alice in Wonderland meets Southern California pumpkin patch.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6781378884662002439.post-5388296971975425592011-11-23T16:02:00.000-08:002011-11-23T16:48:46.760-08:00The latest US epidemic... Men are stealing women's bridal bouquets!<div style="text-align: center;">
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So please enjoy the posts. If anything, I hope to be some fresh air to the saturated "dreamy" bridal blog market out there. Happy Thanksgiving!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4